Ever wandered into the kitchen and felt like you're missing something? Well i can tell you what it is. It's a baguette bread bin. Yes, a bread bin specially designed to hold that wonderful export, le french stick. Similar in style and design of a normal bread bin, but about a metre wide, ''the baguette bin'' will add class and functionality to your kitchen. In fact a whole host of baguette implements can be added to compliment your new purchase; a knife (with a blade a metre long so you can cut your baguette lengthways) to the design of your entire kitchen...
Is this person being serious? No
Rationale? Errr...
Is it a toy/game/kit/anything HUGE/or angst ridden? No
Chances of this being passed as a FMP? None
Chances of Geoff exclaiming ''genius''! Zilch
Possibility of raising a smile fom all you fellow 'can't think of a FMP' students? Fair/middling
Just having a laugh? Yes!
5 comments:
I want one!
I want one too!
Just added the 'half baguette bread bin' to the range. About half a metre long, it's dead handy for those who break their baguette in half in order to fit it into their shopping bag. Has to be bought as a pack of two of course. You know you all want one!
where do i sign?
Before you all sign up to what is potentially the product of a lifetime, i have to engage in a little market research:
Brushed chrome with solid silver fittings
or,
traditional antique pine with a warm honey finish.
Place your votes now!
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